Sex Toy Box: The Femblossom
By The Beautiful Kind

Confession: The name of this intimate massager makes me cringe.

But IT sure didn’t make me cringe!

Emotional Bliss, the UK company that creates the Femblossom, is taking the U.S. by storm. Their classy intimate massagers are right up there with the We-Vibe and Lelo toy line.

The Femblossom is a hand held, rechargeable (no batteries!) vibrator that is built to cover all the fabulous nerve endings of a woman’s vulva. But of course you can use it on testicles, necks, or whatever other body part strikes your fancy.

I tried it out solo. To get myself in the mood, I took a brisk walk around my neighborhood in the 100 degree heat.

I got home all hot n’ sweaty, and stripped down to my cotton panties. The Femblossom comes with a small container of slickery silicone based lube, but I decided to go without.

I lay face down on my bed with a pillow under my pelvis for a better angle. I switched it on (um, I don’t really agree with the claim that it is quiet, it’s about the same volume on low setting as Hitachi Magic Wand), chose the medium constant mode out of the nine available and let my imagination wander…

I was a young girl called in from the pool by an uncle and told to lie down on the bed in the cool, dim room.

I held the Femblossom in place over my crotch with both hands, so that I was lying on my arms. It gave me a nice pinned down feeling. My hip bones dug into my soft forearms. I squirmed.

I took my time with it, and massager started warming up. After about 10 minutes or so, it got HOT, and that was awesome! The accompanying literature states that on the speed I was using, it reaches about 108 degrees F.

My face was half buried in the sheets, slightly suffocating me. I got so hot and sticky down there - my cotton panties melted into my pussy and I could feel the outline of my lips through them. I ground the massager in harder, and got even more into the fantasy of some beastly man using me for his pleasure, grabbing me by the hips and thrusting in and out of me…

I came long and HARD. Emotional Bliss’s goal is “to bring you bigger, better and more emotional orgasms.” I’ll give them that. I felt like I was on a date with myself. I definitely look forward to using it again.

I used it for about 20 minutes, and it worked great. It can run for 45-60 minutes before needing to be recharged.

And get this - their products have a very special feature! They are the only product that contains a unique antibacterial agent. That means after using them and wiping them down with water, they become sterile again! Good thing, cuz that thing was PUSSY BAKED!

Here is how it works. From the brochure:

When in contact with moisture, the outer layer of the chemical matrix in the plastic slowly dissolves, releasing silver ions to the surface. As one layer is hydrolysed releasing silver ions, another layer is exposed, which in turn is hydrolysed and so on. A simple analogy is peeling an onion - as you remove one layer, a new one below is released. The silver ions are the biologically active component and are 99.9% effective against a wide range of micro-organisms, providing long-term protection.

Does this mean I can share it with friends? I’m having a Kinky Knits party and a belly dance party soon, should I have a Femblosson party, too?

Speaking of sharing toys, my daughter drew a face on my Femblossom. I discovered her artwork and exclaimed, “What the heck?” She said matter-of-factly, “It looks like a cobra.” She has a point. Another toy EB sells, Womolia, looks like an alien fetus.