review: womolia by emotional bliss
July 20, 2009 — badinfluencegirl 


The lovely ladies from emotional bliss contacted me and asked me if i wanted to try one of their new heat line; specifically the womolia.  i’ve been slowly moving to fewer toy reviews because i couldn’t keep up and because really, how many vibrators does one girl need?

one more.

i basically feel that my review is done right there, but i’ll yammer for a bit anyway.

womolia is made from plastic and medical grade silicone and is rechargeable (+1 for good to the environment!) but that isn’t the super cool thing; they put this coating on it made of silver ions that’s antibacterial!

so you run your toy under the tap and maybe use some mild soap to get any gunk off and the act of getting it wet activates the silver ions somehow and basically the top layer of molecules dissolve leaving a fresh new coat underneath.

your toy stays clean!

i don’t think it means a zillion people should use the same one without protection though okay?  that’s just icky.

furthermore even though womolia has silicone parts?  you can use silicone lube with it!  i love this because it’s really the only kind of lube i like.  (am allergic to aloe which is in most water based lubes and have not tried doctor recommended mineral oil yet.)

womolia has a lovely long handle that makes it easy to deal with the controls even when you’re all worked up; furthermore the controls cycle around rather than stopping at the bottom or the top of the range which allows a little more variety.  it has nine settings: slow vibe, medium vibe, hi vibe, gentle pulse, stronger pulse, strongest pulse, slow rise, slow rise and drop, short short long long.

i am randy just from going through the settings!

that said, i think if the power button cycled through the patterns and the plus/minus buttons changed the intensity the vibe would get even nicer.  as it is several of the patterns come in only one intensity and sometimes you need it whisper light and sometimes you want to get vibrated off the bed right?

womolia shows up and demands to be charged for twelve hours.  someone (aka me) misread the led light and decided it had showed up charged and so i dutifully turned it on high and tossed it on the bed to ‘warm up.’ [instructions suggest waiting ten to fifteen minutes for it to heat up - worth every second.]

it turns out that listening to a vibrator and knowing you’re about to use it is pretty arousing in and of itself.  who knew?

so i hopped on my bed and i covered my vagina with a few layers of cloth (because it seemed to be a very strong vibe) started to flirt with my nipples and i was not that impressed, they didn’t feel womolia that much.  ah well, have to use my nails for those… [further testing has taught me to just brush the nipple with the vibe rather than press down and voila! happily aroused nipples!]

off i headed down my treasure trail with my trusty new vibe in tow.

and i started to play, and i started to play, and i started to play.

i pressed the nub that heats up into my entrance and let the control pad rest on belly just above my pubic bone.  did they mean to let me stimulate my g-spot from the outside?  are their designers really THAT good?  is that possible?  if you do it exactly right you can set womolia so that the hot tip is against your entrance and the hard shaft is cradled in your channel and nestled against your clit and resting against your pubic bone.  can you say whole genital vibration?  would you want to?

okay i was going to finish this tonight but i have to go play with the vibrator i’m reviewing.  i uh, can’t remember exactly how it feels when i uh… yeah… bye!

the first night that i used womolia i was slow to warm up and i played with myself over a folded up pillowcase before getting skin to skin.  i went slowly like a new lover is wont to do and then i started to feel the heat.  there’s this little nub that gets hot the way a tongue pressed against you and left there can feel.

and then it keeps heating up (never to pain and i used it for like forty five minutes after a fifteen minute warm up so i think an hour is enough to know.)

anyway eventually i pressed womolia to my clit on it’s lowest vibration setting and started to really get into it and very quickly i hit my plateau and i rode the wave until my brain couldn’t work anymore and my abs were killing me.  i don’t know the difference between multiple orgasms and plateaux as a textbook would put it but i do know the difference between the buildup and the payoff.

i surfed the womolia wave for forty five minutes and a puddle more than a foot square on my bed.

the second time [after the agonizing many hour wait for it to charge due to misread led - fail] i tried it was also a forty five minute ab murdering, puddle causing, deep throat groaning, hip shuddering, toe curling, full body ride and the third was a mere quickie at twenty five.

do you want one yet?

i want the whole line.

i can’t give womolia eleven because the little plug for the battery charger doesn’t have a built in cover.  but i can sure give it a ten for the heat (so awesome) and the perfection of the vibration levels (although regular 3 and pulse 3 kill me when i’m close, i’m certain the hitachi junkies will appreciate them) and the rechargeable and the silver ion self cleaning coating and did i mention the ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

yeah, you should be jealous.

*runs off to wash/charge womolia again… you know, just to make sure the review is accurate…*